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Yeong Eode has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Yeong Eode discovers the secret admirer is Lukas Harran! Yeong Eode tries to let Lukas down easy.

Yeong Eode: "I am sorry, but I prefer the strong type. But maybe you could introduce me to your friend Kahr?"
Lukas: "I think you'll be disappointed there, too."

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Coincidentally, Penelophine and Kalit Mudroha both end up on Zhiran's Academy. There, Penelophine and Kalit begin separately searching for The Nocturne Wheel. When each one learns the other is also searching, they attempt to stop one another by any means necessary.

Well, that's a weird story. Why is the Nocturne Wheel at Zhiran's Academy, anyway?

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While visiting Helkavin, Orida Vise was attacked by a Treefolk Pirate. Now, Orida suffers from a polymorphist's twisted sense of humor and is now a frog and desperately turns to Sorinne Datharius for help.

You know those prompts that get progressively crazy as they go? Well, here is one.

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Jade. Poor Jade.

Oh, yeah, I remember that.

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The Eightfold Lotus throws a party on Zhiran's Academy. He invites The Duchess, Beryl, the Heart-Scarred, Daneera and Zhiran, but Zhiran's Academy mysteriously explodes!

Thus kicking off the Zhiran vs The Duchess storyline that destroyed the Multiverse...

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Yeong Eode gets involved with the The Infinite Library dance contest and must gather a dance crew with Jade and Renn Winmoore. The day before the contest, Raleris, the Lorekeeper from Yeong Eode's old dance crew shows up and causes problems!

Raleris: "Damn it, I told you last time! This is a Library, not a dance hall! Jade, did you let them in here?"

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Raiker Venn regales Nasperge with stories of that ****'s youth.

And Nasperge sighs. A lot.

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Donagut has grown suspicious of Ellia the Endbringer and follows the other 'walker to the Pearl Moon/Mist Moon. Then things get complicated as he is attacked by Gruff, Raef, Ungar Landvik, and a Surrakar Spellshaper.

Donagut: "It was about that time that I remembered what my trainer from the Dinaska Pits told me right before my first fight. 'Donagut,' he said, 'you're not the luckiest mutt in the world, are you?' He may have been on to something."

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Morgan of Voor decides to write a guide for a new plane he found while cataloguing everything he sees. It says:
Welcome to the plane of Ezymyemeynju. It is a tiny plane that is a planet, and its land is highly varied.

It is a plane in the throes of a global revoltion, and thus a dangerous place, with several major nations.

The plane's intelligent races are moderately diverse. Humans, turtle folk, surrakar, faeries, cat folk, satyrs, kor, gargoyles, moonfolk, and vedalken, are all found here.

The plane's iconic creatures include Wurms, Horrors, Lammasu, Manticores, and Islandfish.

Here, you'll find ancient planeswalkers hid something long ago to imprison it. Enjoy your stay!

I predict that the plane of Ezymyemeynju will soon replace Jakkard as our most popular plane. The name just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

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The Nocturne Wheel has resurfaced from the depths of history, and now Zhiran planeswalks to the first sphere of Phyrexia in search of it. Can he get to it before Syl of the Dual-Walkers?

This is something I could see happening.

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Morgezka Shanak has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Morgezka discovers the secret admirer is Morgan of Voor! But then, Morgan reveals that it was all a joke!

Morgan, we hardly knew ya.

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Lumina Revelaris attempts to explain how much trouble she is in to Ilyria the Accursed, but Lumina realizes she doesn't know anything about it!

Lumina doesn't know how much she herself is in trouble? That doesn't sound good.

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Syl of the Dual-Walkers throws a party on Kyneth, home to the Zephyr Maze. She invites Beryl, the Heart-Scarred, Chardis of the Dual-Walkers, Zhiran and Gale, and there Beryl and Chardis hook up!..in bed...with chains.

Again with the sanity damage.

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Against her better judgment, Orida Vise saves Syl of the Dual-Walkers's life. This makes Sundar Elarion inexplicably jealous.

I think "jealous" is not the right word.

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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on Janhapurh! But Morgezka Shanak doesn't have a date! She asks Kalit Mudroha to the Prom. But Kalit is suffering from a powerful poison and can only go if he gets better in time!

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After an unfortunate incident, Elphimas is suffering from an ancient curse. Now, Elphimas has to travel to a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as a Morphic Tide--outside of the continent Porratig in search of Kirsh of the Flats in the desperate hope that he can help.

That's something I could actually do in the future!

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In the dark of the night, Dantalion is woken by a Pegasus! The Pegasus explains that it has been chosen to become the last defender of the wasteland plane of Gastal and using the magic of a Jakk gun, it can become the hero known as Magical Girl Dantalion! Now the pair must keep Evil Sovereign Ilyria the Accursed from getting their hands on The Soulstone and enacting their dastardly plan!

Um.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 23, 2018 11:19 pm 
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Ilyria the Accursed has accidentally misplaced Winter's Heart on The Wheel. Can she find it again before Raleris, the Lorekeeper learns it is missing?

:takei:

So THAT'S how the Winter Heart found it's way to Kokkinos, and how Raleris learned about it. It all makes sense!

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Alar throws a party on Mongseng, home of the Kharasha Foothills. She invites Vasilias, Lord of Ariva, Clade, Sharaka and Syl of the Dual-Walkers, but to everyone’s dismay, Beryl, the Heart-Scarred shows up uninvited!

Really, Generator? Really? You think Beryl is the problem here? Also, why did you drag Sharaka into this?

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Gale wakes up to find she's on New Phyrexia. She last remembers being on Aliavelli and has no memory of how she got here! Will Gale be able to regain those lost memories before a a Morphic Tide makes escape impossible?

Gale: "If it's a tide, I can navigate it."

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Rimarra has gone missing, and now Lady Nasina goes in search of her. The search takes Nasina from Tarkir to Siraus and finally to Ir, home of Turri Island, where she is attacked by Illarion Vale, who was using Rimarra as bait!

Nasina: "Ugh! I only wanted stories, and a fairy tale princess seemed like the one to ask. But you asked for it, Illarion. You're a dead man!"

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The unthinkable has occurred on Shandrovol, which has caused a phenomenon known as a Mutual Epiphany. Aamir is trapped there, but he isn't the only one caught in the cataclysm. Now Aamir interrupts a conspiracy between Tey'von and Kimberley Talon, but gets drawn into complex political intrigue by Elphimas.

Anyone else think that this sounds amazing? I smell a four-way collab between Barinellos (Aamir), Aaarrrgh (Tey'von), Huey (Elphimas) and Tevish (Shandrovol). And it smells like "good."

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Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands takes the artifact known as The Inferno Amulet from Ilyria the Accursed and Ellia the Endbringer.

How does Ilyria keep getting her hands on these amulets?!?

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Yesterday, The Duchess was attacked by Daneera. Now, The Duchess just wants to get drunk.

Leela: "This is, by a wide margin, the least likely thing that has ever happened."


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Alar throws a party on Mongseng, home of the Kharasha Foothills. She invites Vasilias, Lord of Ariva, Clade, Sharaka and Syl of the Dual-Walkers, but to everyone’s dismay, Beryl, the Heart-Scarred shows up uninvited!

Really, Generator? Really? You think Beryl is the problem here? Also, why did you drag Sharaka into this?

Maybe someone misunderstood the "cold-blooded killer" expression? Or Kharasha was misprinted as Sharaka in one of the invitations?

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Rimarra has gone missing, and now Lady Nasina goes in search of her. The search takes Nasina from Tarkir to Siraus and finally to Ir, home of Turri Island, where she is attacked by Illarion Vale, who was using Rimarra as bait!

Nasina: "Ugh! I only wanted stories, and a fairy tale princess seemed like the one to ask. But you asked for it, Illarion. You're a dead man!"

Ugh, my brain always confuses Rimarra with Rishima. That prompt sounded way weirder in my head.

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The unthinkable has occurred on Shandrovol, which has caused a phenomenon known as a Mutual Epiphany. Aamir is trapped there, but he isn't the only one caught in the cataclysm. Now Aamir interrupts a conspiracy between Tey'von and Kimberley Talon, but gets drawn into complex political intrigue by Elphimas.

Anyone else think that this sounds amazing? I smell a four-way collab between Barinellos (Aamir), Aaarrrgh (Tey'von), Huey (Elphimas) and Tevish (Shandrovol). And it smells like "good."

I'm not one to turn down a collaboration without a good reason, but I can't fathom how hard Elphimas must have hit their head to become a political schemer :D

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Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands takes the artifact known as The Inferno Amulet from Ilyria the Accursed and Ellia the Endbringer.

How does Ilyria keep getting her hands on these amulets?!?

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Ilyria the Accursed


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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Beryl, the Heart-Scarred's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, The Shifter arrives! He comforts Beryl, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Beryl and The Shifter head off to explore Aldis.

No. Just... no.

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Huinn, Last of the Darkwings's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Ungar Landvik arrives! He comforts Huinn, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Huinn and Ungar head off to explore Aliavelli.

Aliavelli can't seem to catch a break...

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Antine's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Lia Xin arrives! She comforts Antine, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Antine and Lia head off to explore The Celestial Realm.

Another 'walker has joined the party!

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Sharaka wanders drunkenly into a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as a Mutual Epiphany--outside of Helkavin. There she gets drawn into complex political intrigue by a demon of the Xordikrast. After the experience, she is left suffering from terrible nightmares!

I can see that happening, unfortunately.

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Alar throws a party on Mongseng, home of the Kharasha Foothills. She invites Vasilias, Lord of Ariva, Clade, Sharaka and Syl of the Dual-Walkers, but to everyone’s dismay, Beryl, the Heart-Scarred shows up uninvited!

Really, Generator? Really? You think Beryl is the problem here? Also, why did you drag Sharaka into this?

Maybe someone misunderstood the "cold-blooded killer" expression?

Ha!

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Rimarra has gone missing, and now Lady Nasina goes in search of her. The search takes Nasina from Tarkir to Siraus and finally to Ir, home of Turri Island, where she is attacked by Illarion Vale, who was using Rimarra as bait!

Nasina: "Ugh! I only wanted stories, and a fairy tale princess seemed like the one to ask. But you asked for it, Illarion. You're a dead man!"

Ugh, my brain always confuses Rimarra with Rishima. That prompt sounded way weirder in my head.

Yeah, I don't blame you. I get Ilyta and Ilyria mixed up, too, and even Ilinda sometimes.

On another note regarding Rimarra, I hope Moonbeam comes back some day.

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The unthinkable has occurred on Shandrovol, which has caused a phenomenon known as a Mutual Epiphany. Aamir is trapped there, but he isn't the only one caught in the cataclysm. Now Aamir interrupts a conspiracy between Tey'von and Kimberley Talon, but gets drawn into complex political intrigue by Elphimas.

Anyone else think that this sounds amazing? I smell a four-way collab between Barinellos (Aamir), Aaarrrgh (Tey'von), Huey (Elphimas) and Tevish (Shandrovol). And it smells like "good."

I'm not one to turn down a collaboration without a good reason, but I can't fathom how hard Elphimas must have hit their head to become a political schemer :D

Yeah. But, to be fair, from the phrasing it might only mean that Elphimas somehow causes them to be drawn into the political intrigue as opposed to actively scheming themself.

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Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands takes the artifact known as The Inferno Amulet from Ilyria the Accursed and Ellia the Endbringer.

How does Ilyria keep getting her hands on these amulets?!?

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Ilyria the Accursed

Fair point. Maral's not going to be happy about it, though. :)

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Huinn, Last of the Darkwings's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Ungar Landvik arrives! He comforts Huinn, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Huinn and Ungar head off to explore Aliavelli.

Aliavelli can't seem to catch a break...

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Antine's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Lia Xin arrives! She comforts Antine, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Antine and Lia head off to explore The Celestial Realm.

Another 'walker has joined the party!

A lot of darkest hours here, huh?

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Sharaka wanders drunkenly into a strange distortion in the Blind Eternities--a phenomenon known as a Mutual Epiphany--outside of Helkavin. There she gets drawn into complex political intrigue by a demon of the Xordikrast. After the experience, she is left suffering from terrible nightmares!

I can see that happening, unfortunately.

Yeah, Helkavin is...not the most pleasant place in the Multiverse. I should really revisit it someday, as I haven't written about it at all since "The Fallen Pharaoh," I believe.


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Dorn finds himself surrounded by a very strange army comprised of Funguss, Ox Praetors, Snow Gorgons, and even Mutant Devils.

Well, no humans, at least!


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Eyeless regales Morgan of Voor with stories of her youth.

Ruh-roh...


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During a thunderstorm, Morgezka Shanak saves Raef's life. Raef and Morgezka consequently hook up.

It'll be easy for her to light the cigarette afterwards!


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The Eightfold Lotus begins traveling with Ellia the Endbringer. But they soon come to blows! Who will survive?

No one. The Multiverse is doomed.


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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch an Elemental battle an unpredictable Sheep Samurai.

Finally, a match-up that can't be bleat!


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Denner Fabellian attempts to explain mana to Gale, but Gale just won't listen.

I seem to recall this...


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During a volcanic eruption, Aloise Hartley saves The Shifter's life. Now, The Shifter doesn't know what to think about Aloise.

"Well, on the one hand, she did save my life. On the other hand, I really hate her girlfriend. Hrm..."


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Mel Odrum attempts to tie Raiker Venn to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...

No, I suspect it does not...

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Gruff seeks revenge upon a newly ascended Planeswalker: an Octopus!

I shouldn't find this so charming... but I do.


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Dantalion seeks to prolong its life, and it plans to do this by enlisting Chardis of the Dual-Walkers's help.

Welp, we're all screwed.


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A terrible occurrence happens when Antine is left suffering from a polymorphist's twisted sense of humor and is now a frog and in his struggle destroys several planes! Now he asks Ygraine of Segovia to help him by rolling a Myr Battlesphere so that he can restore the planes to what they once were. When she rolls the sphere, she manages to catch a Fungus, a Hound Survivor, a Intelligent Spirit, and even Morgan of Voor! How Exciting! ♥

Na-NA, na-na-na-na-na-NA-na! :D


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While exploring a mysterious ruin, Morgan of Voor saves Sava Pith's life. Now, Sava doesn't know what to think.

I could actually see this!


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Raleris needs help interpreting an ancient scroll, and Raleris, the Lorekeeper is the only person who can help. Which is unfortunate since Raleris interrupts a conspiracy between Larasa Farleth and Syl of the Dual-Walkers.

Uh, Raleris? You okay there, buddy?

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I see that the generator lacks an important prompt.


When the [thing] is stolen from [place] it's up to [character] and [character] to get it back...
or
When a gang of [creature] begin terrorizing [place] and [character or thing] is in danger, [character] makes a call to [place]'s finest...
When an innocent [creature] is accused of [crime]
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You know them as [character] and [character] but to the [creature] of [place] they are [character] and [character]
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When a [creature] [creature] is found dead at [place], the fragile truce between [place] and [place] is threatened and violence threatens to break out.
or
[character] stars as [character] and [character] is [character] in the true story of the [place] affair

One is a [creature] [creature] [class], the other is a [creature] [class] [class]. Together they fight crime.
This summer [character] is [character] in [adjective] [noun] [number]: [adjective] [noun].

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On a whim, The Duchess saves Antine's life. Now, Antine doesn't know how to thank The Duchess.

This is the story of The Duchess's redemption and move toward humanity, right?

...

...right?

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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch an Intelligent Orc battle a highly favored Viashino Barbarian.

Chardis: "In this corner, the great Viashino legend, Phreksha Barb-Tail! And in this corner, Bobber!"
Syl: "Fight!"
Bobber: "Uh, can't we just play 'Go Fish' instead?"

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After speaking with Syl of the Dual-Walkers, Eyeless decides to search for a mysterious treasure on Arbagoth. For the sake of safety, Eyeless decides to travel alone. After a long and eventful adventure, she finally reaches a remote island. After hours of searching, she finds her treasure! Triumphantly, Eyeless raises a stunningly beautiful crown over her head!

What a fun pairing! This should prove pleasant...

...

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Coincidentally, Sava Pith and Sharaka both end up on Bant. There, Sharaka is attacked by a Wombat, but Sava manages to save her just in time.

A wombat? On Bant? A Wombant?

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Daneera chases Donagut to Solphos. Upon landing on Solphos, she seeks revenge upon the other 'Walker.

Daneera: "Damn it, Donagut! You gave my boyfriend fleas, you mangy mutt!"

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After an unfortunate incident, Penelophine is suffering from delirious hallucinations. Now, she has to travel to The Amphiseum in search of Aamir in the desperate hope that he can help.

Penelophine willingly 'walking to the Amphiseum? It MUST be a hallucination!

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A thousand years ago, the Dual-Walkers, Syl and Chardis, host the Amphiseum Games, and watch a planeswalker battle a highly favored Goat.

Chardis: "In this corner, this really talented, highly dangerous goat! And in this corner, Bobber!"
Bobber: "Oh, come on! Now I have to fight a goat?"
Chardis: "Yes, now go get your goat."


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Alessa Rehn does an Aubedore reading for Sri Hara in the "Crossroads" pattern.

For the corners, she draws the Spider, the Flag (inverted), the Orphan (inverted), and the Smith (inverted).

For the spokes, she draws the Tempest, the Sword (inverted), the Thief (inverted), and the Huntress (inverted).

At the Crossroads, she lays the Seeker vertically as the destination, under the fate card of the Lost, which is horizontal.

Sri Hara is visibly shaken by the reading.

There is something really profound in having the destination be the Seeker and the fate card be the Lost, particularly for Sri Hara.

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In a very special musical episode, Jade converses with Lukas Harran, Orida Vise, and The Duchess on Aliavelli... in song!

Orida's verses are particularly memorable:

"I'm not like that other sucker,
So take this you :censored:"

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While investigating mysterious ruins, Kirsh of the Flats was attacked by Rishima, Queen of the Black Sands. Now, Kirsh is too weak to ‘walk.

I can see this.

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Mel Odrum attempts to tie Aloise Hartley to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...

Aloise: "Now, Beryl, just take a deep breath. He didn't mean any harm."
Mel: "I did, actually."
Aloise: "Oh. Okay, well, he did mean harm, but he's not actually capable of it."
Mel: ~hangs head~

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Elphimas arrives on one of the thousand refractions of Rabiah, in the possession of the artifact known as a Jakk gun. Mad with power, Elphimas uses a Jakk gun to terrible effect!

And tonight, on Out-of-Character Theatre...

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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on the rogue plane Shandalar! Ygraine of Segovia has asked Gale to go to the Prom with her! Gale happily accepts! Things get more complicated when Prom Queen Syl Gets insanely jealous over Gale and drags her to the center of the dance floor.

This would be a great story if we just replaced several of the words with other words...

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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on Aliavelli! But Lukas Harran doesn't have a date! He asks Penelophine to the Prom. Penelophine agrees, but she doesn't know how to dance! Things get more complicated when Prom Queen Syl Insists on taking center stage allowng no one else to have any fun until she feels properly appreciated! It's up to Lukas to show her up!

Or, I guess we can just add to the story. That works, too.

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While casually exploring Zent, Zhiran saves Kimberley Talon's life. This results in a short-lived romantic liaison between the two.

But, he's old enough to be her great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather...

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Beryl, the Heart-Scarred gets in an epic duel with Daneera.

The alternate ending to the "Double Date" story where Daneera actually DOES push Aloise out of the tree.


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Hold on, lemme see approximately how many greats that would require...
Yes, according to my math it would be 133 generations of great.

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Mel Odrum attempts to tie Aloise Hartley to the railroad tracks. It does NOT end well for him...

Aloise: "Now, Beryl, just take a deep breath. He didn't mean any harm."
Mel: "I did, actually."
Aloise: "Oh. Okay, well, he did mean harm, but he's not actually capable of it."
Mel: ~hangs head~[/quote]
Picaresquely endearing... which I guess it's the purpose of the character? I never heard of him outside of the RPG, I think.

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Elphimas arrives on one of the thousand refractions of Rabiah, in the possession of the artifact known as a Jakk gun. Mad with power, Elphimas uses a Jakk gun to terrible effect!

And tonight, on Out-of-Character Theatre...

Well, if we switch "power" with "curiosity" and consider inadvertently waking up half of Bassorah in the middle of the night a terrible effect... it's still hella weird.

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The Multiversal Prom is coming up on Aliavelli! But Lukas Harran doesn't have a date! He asks Penelophine to the Prom. Penelophine agrees, but she doesn't know how to dance! Things get more complicated when Prom Queen Syl Insists on taking center stage allowng no one else to have any fun until she feels properly appreciated! It's up to Lukas to show her up!

Or, I guess we can just add to the story. That works, too.

The generator is developing awareness of its own productions, apparently?

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I was going to do another big set of these, but the second one I pulled ended up creating a thing! This is, of course, non-canon, and my thanks (or my apologies) to CKY for my blatant plagiarism from "The Guiding Light."

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Times Have Changed


The Prompt


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PostPosted: Sat Mar 10, 2018 7:50 pm 
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Syl smirked. "I have seen the fate of Solphos. I assure you, its future is golden."

To quote Orida, "Oh ****."

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Mari Gwynn crash lands upon Zent and then parties out on Shandrovol.

If you've ever wanted to see a majestic, drunken, Phyrexicorn, now's your chance.

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Coincidentally, Lourima Viiran and Kirsh of the Flats both end up on Thorneau. There, they hear a strange tale told by an oracle. In the tale, it seems that Morgan of Voor throws a party on Aliavelli. He invites Mattias the Tinkerer, Zhiran, Daneera and Illarion Vale, but who cares? It’s not like I was invited, the lousy little so-and-so’s. They think they’re so cool with their parties and their scarves and their Noggle Ale, and they don’t have any time to spare for a friendly neighborhood narrator who only wants to join in the fun. Oh, I get so lonely sometimes, sitting up here, watching the action, trying to put it all into words. When’s going to be my time! Huh! I need to get out of here… Lourima decides to investigate the tale, but Kirsh stays on Aliavelli.

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Begrudgingly, Morgezka Shanak saves Donagut's life.

Donagut: "Thanks, Hot Stuff. That was a really scaly situation back there."
Morgezka: "It grates, Donagut."
Donagut: "I've heard that..."

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Blink wants to learn about the "Theran Twister" position, and so attempts to win the heart of Syl of the Dual-Walkers. However, Syl is suffering from an engineered plague, and will only help Blink if she goes to Gentev to see Aloise Hartley about a cure. Aloise knows about the cure, but will only give it to Blink if she can locate The Archangel's Horns. Blink searches for it on Ikass, but only finds a splinter. At this point, Blink gives up on this side quest.

:takei:

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Mattias the Tinkerer begins searching for a Jakk gun.

Mattias: "Okay, Kala, so, I don't know how you feel about modifications, but hear me out..."

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Aamir attempts to frame Raiker Venn and Aloise Hartley.

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While visiting the miniature plane Segovia, Aloise Hartley was attacked by a Cephalid Barbarian. Now, Aloise suffers from a polymorphist's twisted sense of humor and is now a frog and needs serious help.

*BEEP* "Umm, Beryl? Ribbit! Look, uh, when you get this message...ribbit!... could you, um, come get me? I, uh, could really use some help, okay? Ribbit! Oh, and anything you have that can undo enchantments? Ribbit! Could you, uh, bring all those things? Ribbit! Like, all of them. Thanks! Ribbit! *BEEP*

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The paths of fate have converged and Ilyria the Accursed is coerced by Jade because of the machinations of Aamir.

That got increasingly silly with each new name.

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Sundar Elarion has a secret admirer! After receiving several gifts, Sundar discovers the secret admirer is Morgezka Shanak! Sundar is extremely surprised!

The eviscerated sheep was the dead giveaway gift.

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Raiker Venn has decided to write a new poem about Penelophine. Poor Penelophine.

Well, looks like it's back to the grotto hating the Multiverse for a few hundred more years.

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Dorn's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Alar arrives! She comforts Dorn, and things start to seem better for him. Together, Dorn and Alar head off to explore Aldis.

Dorn: "Thank you, little girl. As a thank you, let me tell you a little about the Path of the Majestic Storm. Tell me, have you ever had a negative experience with humans? There's a reason for that..."

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Morgan of Voor decides to write a guide for a new plane he found while cataloguing everything he sees. It says:
Welcome to the plane of Blpiocgyth. It is a massive plane that is a planet, and its land is mostly wilderness.

It is a mostly peaceful place, with numerous small, separate tribes.

The plane's intelligent races are moderately diverse. Centaurs, goblins, snake folk, viashino, dwarves, merfolk , rat folk, orcs, devils, and ouphes, are all found here.

The plane's iconic creatures include Islandfish, Angels, Horrors, Hellions, and Wurms.

Here, you'll find the world is overrun by Phyrexians. Enjoy your stay!

That plane name just rolls trippingly off the tongue, doesn't it? Also, it's a mostly peaceful plane overrun by Phyrexians. So, you know...enjoy your stay...

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Tryst arrives on the peaceful plane of Cabralin, in the possession of the artifact known as The Coin of Eirene. But Ilyta covets The Coin of Eirene and attempts to steal it from Tryst

I could see this working as a story.

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Kalit Mudroha explores The Wheel.

Power vacuums leave plenty of opportunities for bloodshed.

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Sharaka's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Sundar Elarion arrives! He comforts Sharaka, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Sharaka and Sundar head off to explore Valjan.

Ohh, Sharaka and Sundar might be fun.


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The only question I have after that post is who will make the Cephalid barbarian polymorphist canon?

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Kalit Mudroha explodes The Wheel.

There, I fixed it for you. Otherwise, "depopulates" could be a good replacement.

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Things have gone poorly, and it seems to be Sharaka's darkest hour. But then, suddenly and out of nowhere, Sundar Elarion arrives! He comforts Sharaka, and things start to seem better for her. Together, Sharaka and Sundar head off to explore Valjan.

Ohh, Sharaka and Sundar might be fun.

Indeed! Especially if poor Antine is along for the ride :D

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